My last haircut was in China
Boy, did they spoil me!
In China, a haircut consists of a standard 45 minute massage (head, neck, face, and upper back) and about 15 minutes for the actual haircut. All for the low-low price of about $6 U.S.
That's me in the picture getting into the head massage/hair washing portion of the event. Yes...the picture doesn't lie, they actually wash your hair while you are sitting straight up. Strange, but effective.
You have to think that these Chinese hair stylists have some seriously strong finger and forearms from doing this all day long. I'd hate to thumb-wrestle one of them.

The reason I mention this is that I just came back from getting my MMS haircut, and it made me miss my last haircut experience. It was totally non-Chinese.
I joked with the wife when I returned from China that I'd have to plan a trip back just for a haircut. That would make for an awfully expensive haircut, I guess.