Friday, December 23, 2005 8:03 AM
rporter
Rammahanuquazmus
Conservative talk show host Glenn Beck is fed up with all the Political Correctness run amuck with the on-going asault on Christmas, so he's come up with a parody song to help you avoid using the 'C' word.
Sung to the Burl Ives tune Have a Holly Jolly Christmas:
Have a Rammahanuquazmas
Its the PC time of year
Every holiday's displayed
Because of morbid fear
Happy Rammahanuquazmas
Yeah, we know the name is queer
Oh good golly cant offend nobody on _____mas This year
Oh no, the Eskimos
Need a holiday We'll get right back to you
When we think up one for teh geys (yay!)
Happy Rammahanuquazmas
What a time for winter cheer
But if you see a ____mas tree
Youll hear ___mas jeers (boo!)
Screw you, ACLU
For winning the twelve Million in your lawsuit
Verses Santa and his elves
Happy Rammahanuquazmas
And everyone must now adhere
So by golly, dont hang up that holly on ___mas
This year
(yeah...and no more sleigh bells either)
I have to say I agree! If you wan to hear the song, listen to the Glenn Beck Show!
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