Ode to a server - by Edward Bell
Summary: did you feel a disturbance in the computer management force this week? Some of us serving Microsoft IT felt it. A moment of silence is in order.
You might think I jest, but as a fellow techie you probably know that we develop a respect and even affection for hardware that sees a lot of history, doing a lot of important of work with us. It's much like we respect great software (OpenVMS anyone?) or great books{"VAX/VMS Internals and Data Structures" still does it for me, but Charles Petzold's "Programming Windows" is a close second). Similarly, we respect great (even if rarely famous) techies of all sorts (too numerous to even begin listing) and great tools.
Over the years any techie will spend longs hours with their main servers. Often in the middle of the night and/or under stressful circumstances. No matter how good the hardware, failures will occur, and we have to wrestle the situation under control. If anything, we're amazed such problems don't occur more often. In so doing, we come to respect our allies - the hardware. It's easy to spend more time with the server than our spouses.
Here at Microsoft IT we've had such a server, with sitecode "RDM" and server name "B11ITGSMS01". It has been the central site of our main hierarchy for many years.
One of my coworkers, Edward Bell, has written the following words in honor of RDM, which lost the last of its child sites (and thus clients) on Friday (March 28th, 2008). I'm pleased that he has allowed me to share those words with you:
"RDM is a battle tested warrior and should be retired with full military honors. The server has been in service longer than a number of the people working on SMS today have been at Microsoft.
Did you know…
• The RDM SMS central site server was placed into service around 2000 running SMS 2.0 with a pre-release version SP2.
• RDM replaced a previous SMS 2.0 server with site code GBL for Global.
• RDM has been upgraded to following SMS versions: SMS 2.0 SP2, SMS 2.0 SP3, SMS 2.0 SP4, SMS 2.0 SP5, SMS 2003, SMS 2003 SP1, SMS 2003 SP2, and SMS 2003 SP3.
• In 2002, RDM server hardware was an enterprise class SQL server with 8 CPUs and 8GB memory. I ordered and configured the server and it cost around $40,000 dollars. Yes, [even then it occasionally] still had SMS inbox backlogs.
• [At its peak] RDM managed more than a quarter of a MILLION (250,000) computers.
• RDM SQL database size was approximately 250GB.
• RDM has deployed millions of software package intances to Microsoft desktops.
Top 10 suggestions on what to do with RDM:
1. Declare RDM a god. Start a new religion. Rev Paul Thomsen will hold services Sunday from 10am to 12noon. We will be reading from the book of SMS 2003 Concepts, Planning & Deployment, Chapter 14, Upgrading to SMS.
2. Launch RDM on a Delta rocket into outer space. Maybe in a few hundred or thousand years, some alien civilization will encounter the server and marvel at our advanced technology.
3. Put RDM out to pasture. Charge a $100 stud fee to produce baby RDM offspring servers.
4. Donate the server to the Smithsonian Institute.
5. Use RDM as an the world's largest artificial heart.
6. Place RDM in the Microsoft Museum. Tourists can learn about system management [as it was done] in the good old days.
7. On Halloween, drive RDM around to geeks' homes. Yell 'trick or treat' and frighten them with old server technology.
8. Use RDM as a DVD player to view Mitch Groeneveld’s DVD office collection [which is huge].
9. Convert RDM to a slot machine and sell RDM to a casino in Las Vegas.
10. Display RDM outside of the Tuk5 Datacenter as modern art. Just remember, to power it down and unplug it.
Finally, we should retire the RDM Site code. No Microsoft SMS server can ever use the RDM site code again. This works for athletes. Why not servers?"
Another long-time colleague, Brian Wyne, shares those sentiments "And part of me dies with it. I will miss it forever. Goodbye RDM."
UPDATE: I almost forgot these words, from Mike Church, another of our MSIT colleagues (and who spent many years in the SMS Product Group):
"RDM we’ve loved you so
But now it’s time for you to go.
You’ve been with us for oh so long
To say good bye to some seems wrong.
But as they say all things must end
So here’s so long to you old friend.
It’s out to pasture now for you
We need to move to something new.
Some are glad to see you gone
Others wish you’d just hang on
But out the door, you got the boot
Get along it’s time to scoot.
As all us old farts will some day
It’s time to retire, you just can’t stay.
Don’t go mad, just go, get out
And as the door slams HOORAY we shout."
And the person that predates all of us as a Microsoft IT SMS administrator, Cutter Smith"
"Ah the memories indeed.
Seems so long ago I drew the Visio for the infrastructure wrote up the long Project plan and placed that fateful purchase order for good old RDM…."