Paul Gonzalez

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Note to self…..

So I went to a Celtics game a few days ago. Yeah, I was one of the 16 people there but I digress. After a few drinks one of my associates tells us a story about the last time his Fiancé left the apartment for a long weekend.He had a few of the guys over and one of them, after a few drinks decides that it would be a great idea to get some strippers over for some “entertainment” They all have some laughs and more drinks but then the night came to an end.Not wanting to get caught, he spends hours cleaning the apartment because his Fiancé was returning in the morning. The Fiancé returns the next morning after a long drive and heads straight to the bathroom for obvious reasons.She quickly leaves the bathroom, comes out and screams “what the @&#^ happened here last night?” It turns out that in his cleaning he missed one key bit of evidence.  There was glitter everywhere! How many people do you know that where glitter? My friend made up some story that I can’t remember about what actually happened and his girlfriend bought it. I don’t think she did but she moved on anyway. So kids, the moral of the story is……..IF YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE A STRIPPER AT YOUR HOUSE, DON’T FORGET TO CLEAN UP THE GLITTER!

 

Posted: Apr 24 2007, 12:25 PM by pgonzalez | with 2 comment(s) |
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rodtrent said:

Words of wisdom.  Man law.

# April 24, 2007 12:38 PM

ccerino said:

Ok, if you are not gonna follow RULE #1 (which is COVER THE TRAILS) you deserve to get caught hahaha

# April 24, 2007 12:41 PM