Some of my friends at the SpyWare forums, have created an interesting version of the 12 days of Christmas. May everyone reading this have a wonderful Christmas, Hanukkah, and other special holidays being celebrated at this time. Here's also hoping that 2006 is the best year ever as we go into a brand new year next week. 
SpyWare Forums: The twelve e-mails of Christmas!
On the first day of Christmas my e-mail sent to me; A virus for my PC.
On the second day of Christmas my e-mail sent to me; Two Sasser Worms, and a virus for my PC.
On the third day of Christmas my e-mail sent to me; Three search bars, two Sasser Worms and a virus for my PC.
On the fourth day of Christmas my e-mail sent to me; Four Trojan horses, three search bars, two Sasser Worms and a virus for my PC.
On the fifth day of Christmas my e-mail sent to me; Cool Web Search, four Trojan horses, three search bars, two Sasser Worms and a virus for my PC.
On the sixth day of Christmas my e-mail sent to me; Six WinTools, Cool Web Search, four Trojan horses, three search bars, two Sasser Worms and a virus for my PC.
On the seventh day of Christmas my e-mail sent to me; Seven rootkits, six WinTools, Cool Web Search, four Trojan horses, three search bars, two Sasser Worms and a virus for my PC.
On the eighth day of Christmas my e-mail sent to me; Eight Smitfrauds, seven rootkits, six WinTools, Cool Web Search, four Trojan horses, three search bars, two Sasser Worms and a virus for my PC.
On the ninth day of Christmas my e-mail sent to me; Nine Qoologics, eight Smitfrauds, seven rootkits, six WinTools, Cool Web Search, four Trojan horses, three search bars, two Sasser Worms and a virus for my PC.
On the tenth day of Christmas my e-mail sent to me; Ten BHOs, nine Qoologics, eight Smitfrauds, seven rootkits, six WinTools, Cool Web Search, four Trojan horses, three search bars, two Sasser Worms and a virus for my PC.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my e-mail sent to me; Eleven peper files, ten BHOs, nine Qoologics, eight Smitfrauds, seven rootkits, six WinTools, Cool Web Search, four Trojan horses, three search bars, two Sasser Worms and a virus for my PC.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my e-mail sent to me; A link to http://forums.spywareinfo.com