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It’s Still SMS to Me
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 8:18 AM
Bob Lawler post this within the MCT newsgroup (yes, Ron newsgroup ;-) ), I thought that I would re-posted it here. It’s Still SMS to Me (Sung to the tune of Billy Joel’s It’s Still Rock-n-Roll to Me) What’s the matter with the new stuff, baby? Can’t you tell all names are wrong? Maybe you could stop calling it “MOM” “ System Center Operations Manager ” 's... Read More...
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What did I do this weekend? (May 24th, 2008) (Update)
Sunday, June 08, 2008 12:54 PM
Well it appears that Live Writer will not post the embedded video link to my blog, so here are the links. Well I was Extremely busy at EnergizeIT 2008! Did you make it? Promo ADs created by one of the Canadian MVPs. I think he does a better job then Craig C . for the MIF list. :-) It would be interesting to see both in the same room some time. Energize IT 2008... Read More...
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Cool Nerd King
Wednesday, June 04, 2008 10:01 PM
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Bad Joke
Tuesday, May 13, 2008 12:10 PM
This bad joke was passed on to me by someone who has all his "newbie" read these sentences fast, he does this about 4 weeks after they start. I am we Todd it. I am sofa king we Todd it. Read More...
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New Version of Virtual Server 2005 R2
Tuesday, October 31, 2006 10:03 PM
Ben Armstrong has announced a new version of Virtual Server 2005 R2. It is called HVS 2005 R2. For more detail check out his Blog http://blogs.msdn.com/virtual_pc_guy/archive/2006/10/31/it-is-halloween.aspx Read More...
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Where's Willy
Friday, March 31, 2006 12:42 PM
It took a few months but I finally have a higher Where’s Willy index than "Peter the Squid". "Peter the Squid" is an old friend from my BBSing days. You might ask what is Where’s Willy. It is a currency tracker site where you mark a bill with the Where’s Willy web site and wait to see if anyone else enters it on the web site. So far this is my “best” bill http... Read More...
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Las Vegas Casinos and Catholics
Friday, November 04, 2005 8:27 AM
This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic churches there than casinos. Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed. Since they get chips from so many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.... Read More...
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Alcoholoscopes
Monday, August 15, 2005 9:12 AM
ARIES : Drinking style: Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you want out of them,should other methods fail... Read More...
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Cows, Constitution and Carlin
Thursday, August 11, 2005 8:50 AM
COWS - Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington and they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow... Read More...
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PowerPoint Quotes
Monday, August 08, 2005 9:03 AM
"Despite the level of cadet complaints about the 'Death by PowerPoint’ phenomena, I have found that they (cadets) are quite willing to inflict this upon their colleagues." - LTC J.B. USMA Faculty "PowerPoint presentations are a new form of anesthesia and torture. They were even used at the Abu Ghraib Prison." - Anonymous "His knowledge on that topic is... Read More...
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