Geekman

Geekman is the coolest gift I have given anyone this year.

CODE NAME:

GeekMan

AKA:

propeller head, computer nerd, uber geek

SUPER POWERS:

ungodly coding abilities; opposite sex repulsion; analytical reasoning; ability to create technical acronyms; less than ideal personal hygiene routine

VULNERABILITIES:

wedgies; dodge balls; unknown questions of existence; girls of the Internet

CATCHPHRASES:

“Techno-nerd powers, activate!”
“That’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

Weaponry:

GeekMan comes equipped with 5 geeky tech gadgets (click here to learn more!).

There is also the Bossman and the Moneyman. I want to get this special edition of the Bossman it reminds me of someone. J