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January 2006 - Posts

An interesting perspective on employment counter offers

I have been perusing various sites relating to employment topics and came across this write up on employment counter offers.

Here is the link --> http://www.wallach.org/jobs_beware.htm

Posted Monday, January 23, 2006 12:43 PM by dthomson | with no comments

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JOTD: WHY PARENTS DRINK

This was posted to the myITforum Off Topic email discussion list today.

WHY PARENTS DRINK
 
The boss of a large company, needing to talk to one of his employees about an urgent computer problem, phoned the employee's home and was greeted with a child's whisper.
 
"Hello."
 
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
 
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
 
"May I talk with him?"
 
The child whispered, "No."
 
Surprised, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
 
"Yes."
 
"May I talk with her?"
 
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
 
Hoping there was someone with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anyone else there?"
 
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
 
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
 
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
 
"Busy doing what?"
 
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
 
Growing increasingly more concerned as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
 
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
 
"What is going on there?!?" asked the boss, now truly alarmed.
 
In an awed whisper the child answered, "The search people just landed their hello-copper."
 
Alarmed, concerned, and more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
 
Still whispering, and with a muffled giggle, the young voice replied: "Me"

Posted Monday, January 16, 2006 1:04 PM by dthomson | 1 comment(s)

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Coding services available

I had a few projects lined up to write code, but they seem to be taking a while to come to fruition. I would like to make it known that my services are available to anyone who may need to contract someone to perform services writing automation code. My main forte is writing code in VBScript and a bit of Visual Basic. I can also handle Batch, DHTML, JScript, SMS Installer, and to a lesser extent, PERL.

Please feel free to contact me if you are seeking someone to write code which assists with the management of Active Directory, DHCP, DNS, Windows Server and Workstation systems, SMS, etc.... I am also verse in the methods and associated challenges of deploying operating systems in the enterprise.

Please browse my blog and my articles at myITforum for a few samples of my work.

Dan

Posted Sunday, January 15, 2006 10:05 AM by dthomson | with no comments

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