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Monday, December 22, 2008 9:36 AM

Husbands Vs Horses

Good Things About Husbands: A husband with a belly-ache doesn't have to be walked. A lame husband can still work. Feeding a husband doesn't require anything that even mildly compares with the hassle...
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Monday, December 22, 2008 9:35 AM

Artsy Grab Bag Of Links

Paint Like Jackson Pollock http://www.jacksonpollock.org Monte Python's Silly Walks Generator http://www.sillywalksgenerator.com
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Monday, December 22, 2008 9:35 AM

Things Not To Say To Your Farrier

Are you sure you have them on the correct foot? Boy, you must have a strong back to bend over all day like that. Can we shoe him in the arena? If he rears in the barn, he hits his head. Can you come back...
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Sunday, December 14, 2008 3:37 PM

Why

Why are dogs noses always wet? Why are the little Styrofoam pieces called peanuts? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers...
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Sunday, December 14, 2008 3:37 PM

Three Stooges Film Shorts Quotes

And what were you doing in Paris? - Oh, looking over the Parasites. Are you familiar with the Great Wall of China? - No, but I know a big fence in Chicago. Burnt toast and a rotten egg? Whatta ya want...
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Sunday, December 14, 2008 3:37 PM

I Know Next To Nothin’ Bout ‘Ography

How well do you know where all 50 states are? http://www.dailyhaha.com/_flash/all_50_states.htm How about Europe ? http://www.mapmsg.com/games/statetris/europe If you did as bad as I did then find out...
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Saturday, December 06, 2008 8:16 AM

If

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile? If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? If an escalator breaks down, does it become...
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Saturday, December 06, 2008 8:15 AM

All I need to know in life I learned from my horse

A swift kick in the butt will get anyone's attention. Act dumb when faced with a task you don't want to do. Eat plenty of roughage. Everyone loves a good, wet, slobbery kiss. Follow the herd. That...
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Sunday, November 23, 2008 2:56 PM

Weird Facts And Wacky Usages

Learn the weird histories and bizarre facts behind these products. http://www.wackyuses.com/weird.html Discover hundreds of little-known uses for well-known products, by just clicking on a product! http...
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Sunday, November 23, 2008 2:56 PM

How

How can something be "new" and "improved"? Was it “old” and “crappy” before? How come all of the planets are round? How come cat’s rear ends go up when...
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Sunday, November 16, 2008 7:42 PM

How To Annoy People At Work

Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. Ask people what...
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Sunday, November 16, 2008 7:40 PM

Animal Quiz

What is the loudest animal, either at sea or on land? a) Blue whale b) Howler monkey c) Crocodile d) Frog Can you guess the fastest bird? a) Pigeon b) Hummingbird c) Peregrine falcon d) Parrot What is...
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Monday, November 10, 2008 5:46 PM

Ten Things A Husband Should Never Mutter

Don't you have some laundry to do, or something? Is there anyway we could do this via e-mail? Looks like someone had an extra bowl of *** Flakes this morning. No, really, I was laughing about...this...
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Sunday, November 02, 2008 3:13 PM

Office Spam ChattaBlogs

The Office Spam ChattaBlogs: Things that make you say aw crap http://officespam.chattablogs.com/archives/2006/12/things-that-make-you-say-aw-crap.html Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours http:...
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Sunday, November 02, 2008 3:13 PM

IBM Field Engineer Memo On Mouse Balls As FRU's

Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit) Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement...
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Sunday, October 26, 2008 2:31 PM

Celebrity Hairstyles If They Were Women

What kind of hairstyles would Leonardo Decaprio, Harry Potter, Jim Carrey, Bill Gates, Bruce Willis, George Clooney, Jay Leno, George Foreman, Ashton Kutcher, Ben Affleck, Sean Penn, Mat Damon, Orlando...
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Sunday, October 26, 2008 2:30 PM

New Employee Manual

Welcome aboard! You are one of our most valued new employees. Enclosed please find some helpful guidelines to company policy. Overtime The Company has an optional overtime policy - you have the option...
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Sunday, October 19, 2008 1:10 PM

By Request Get ConfigMgr Remote Control Driver Version

This By Request VBS Script will allow you to retrieve the ConfigMgr Remote Control Driver name and version for a specified machine. VBS Script: strComputer = InputBox ( "Enter Machine Name" ...
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Sunday, October 19, 2008 1:10 PM

If Life Was Like A Computer You Could

Hit "Any Key" to continue life when ready. If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers. If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over! To add...
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Sunday, October 19, 2008 1:09 PM

Humor In Classified Ads

83 Toyota hunchback -- $2000 Bill's septic cleaning "we haul American made products" Cows, calves never bred. Also 1 gay bull for sale. Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat. Been out...
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Sunday, October 19, 2008 1:09 PM

American Presidential Rare Facts

In warm weather, 6th president of the United States John Quincy Adams customarily went skinny-dipping in the Potomac River before dawn. 9th U.S. president William Henry Harrison was inaugurated on a bitterly...
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Sunday, October 12, 2008 3:16 PM

Seven Mother Goose Riddles

Try to guess what objects the riddles are referring to. 1. As round as an apple, as deep as a cup, all the king's horses can't pull it up. 2. In marble walls as white as milk, lined with a skin...
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Sunday, October 12, 2008 3:16 PM

The Best Things About Being Male

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. You can rationalize any behavior. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. Your public bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter. Princess Di’s death...
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Sunday, October 12, 2008 3:16 PM

The Lost Dr. Seuss Books

Are You My Proctologist? Fox in Detox How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff! The Cat in the Blender The Flesh-Eating Lorax Who Shat in the Hat? Yentl the Lentil...
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Sunday, October 05, 2008 2:40 PM

Password Security Guidelines Version 2.2B

Due to new security policies, the following guidelines have been issued to assist in choosing new passwords. Please follow them closely. Passwords must conform to at least 20 of the following attributes...
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Sunday, October 05, 2008 2:40 PM

If They Only Knew In The 1950’s

Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter? Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't...
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Sunday, September 28, 2008 1:45 PM

If You Can Remember Any Of These You Are Nearing Retirement Age

Being sent to the drugstore to test vacuum tubes for the TV. When a quarter was a decent allowance and another quarter a huge bonus. When all of your male teachers wore neckties and female teachers had...
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Sunday, September 28, 2008 1:45 PM

The 12 Step Program of Recovery For Web Addicts

I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. I will get dressed before noon. I will have a cup of coffee in...
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Sunday, September 21, 2008 3:00 PM

Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

A pencil without an eraser may as well just be a pen. All libraries smell the same. Don't say that the "Last One is a Rotten Egg" unless you're absolutely sure there's a slow kid...
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Sunday, September 21, 2008 2:55 PM

Quiz For The Bored

How can you arrange for two people to stand on the same piece of newspaper and yet be unable to touch each other without stepping off the newspaper? How many 3-cent stamps are there in a dozen? A rope...
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