Husbands Vs Horses

 

Good Things About Husbands:

 

  • A husband with a belly-ache doesn't have to be walked.
  • A lame husband can still work.
  • Feeding a husband doesn't require anything that even mildly compares with the hassle of putting up hay.
  • For a nominal fee you can hire someone else to clip them.
  • Husbands are less expensive to shoe.
  • Husbands don't try to scratch their heads on your back.
  • If they're playing hard to catch you “may” be able to run them down on foot.
  • They apologize when they step on your toes.
  • They don't panic, yelling and running all through the house when you leave them alone. (unless you left the kids too)
  • They know their name.
  • They pay their own bills.
  • They seldom refuse to get in the vehicle.
  • They're better able to understand puns.  

Good Things About Horses:

 

  • If they don't work out you can sell them.
  • If you get too fat for one you can shop for a bigger one.
  • It's possible to keep them from "jumping the fence".
  • They don't care what you look like, as long as you have a carrot.
  • They don't come with in-laws.
  • They don't want their turn at the computer.
  • They learn to accept restraint.
  • They smell good when they sweat.
  • They turn white with age, but not bald.
  • You can force them to stay in good physical condition...with a whip if necessary.
  • You can repair their "clothes" with duct tape.
  • You don't have to worry about your children looking like them.
  • You never have to iron their saddle pads.

 

 

Published Monday, December 22, 2008 9:36 AM by dhite
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