Why

 

  • Why are dogs noses always wet?
  • Why are the little Styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
  • Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
  • Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?
  • Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?
  • Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
  • Why can't donuts be square?
  • Why do doctors leave the room when you change?
  • Why do dogs like the smell of other dog’s rears?
  • Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
  • Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
  • Why do superheroes wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
  • Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
  • Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
  • Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
  • Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? They don't produce, get rid of, or have anything to do with steam
  • Why do they put holes in crackers?
  • Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
  • Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  • Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
  • Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
  • Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
  • Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?
  • Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?
  • Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
  • Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
  • Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

 

Published Sunday, December 14, 2008 3:37 PM by dhite
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