All I need to know in life I learned from my horse

 

  • A swift kick in the butt will get anyone's attention.
  • Act dumb when faced with a task you don't want to do.
  • Eat plenty of roughage.
  • Everyone loves a good, wet, slobbery kiss.
  • Follow the herd. That way, you can't be singled out to take the blame.
  • Great legs and a nice rear will get you anywhere. Big, brown eyes help too.
  • Heaven is eating at least 10 hours a day... and then sleeping the rest.
  • Ignore cues. They're just a prompt to do more work.
  • In times of crisis, take a dump.
  • Love those who love you back, especially if they have something good to eat.
  • Never run when you can jog. Never jog when you can walk. And never walk when you can stand still.
  • New shoes are an absolute necessity every 6 weeks.
  • Passing gas in public is nothing to be ashamed of.
  • When in doubt, run far, far away.
  • When you want your way, stomp hard on the nearest foot.
  • You can never have too many treats.

 

 

Published Saturday, December 06, 2008 8:15 AM by dhite
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