How

How can something be "new" and "improved"? Was it “old” and “crappy” before?
How come all of the planets are round?
How come cat’s rear ends go up when you pet them?
How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavoring?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?
How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his nose?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Published Sunday, November 23, 2008 2:56 PM by dhite

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