How To Annoy People At Work

 

  • Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
  • As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
  • Ask people what sex they are.
  • At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
  • Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
  • Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
  • Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
  • Five days in advance tell your co-workers you can't attend the social event because you're not in the mood.
  • Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
  • Pretend your phone is a CB when talking with clients.
  • Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
  • Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN.'
  • Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
  • Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."

 

Thanks Wendy P.

 

 

Published Sunday, November 16, 2008 7:42 PM by dhite
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