Ten Things A Husband Should Never Mutter

 

  1. Don't you have some laundry to do, or something?
  2. Is there anyway we could do this via e-mail?
  3. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of *** Flakes this morning.
  4. No, really, I was laughing about...this joke I heard one time.
  5. Ooh, you are so cute when you get all upset.
  6. Sorry, I was just picturing you in the buff.
  7. That reminds me. Next time you go to the store, could you add 'giant cork' to the shopping list?
  8. Whoa, time out honey, Sports Center is back.
  9. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
  10. You're just upset because your caboose is starting to spread.

 

 

Published Monday, November 10, 2008 5:46 PM by dhite
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