10 Things To Do During a Boring Meeting

 

  1. Bring a water gun and squirt the speaker when his back is turned.
  2. Get the others on your side of the table to do the wave.
  3. When the speaker asks a question raise your hand and when called upon point to someone else and say: "He knows."  (Pick a different person each time).
  4. Bring an old loud typewriter and use it to take notes.
  5. Get up to go to the bathroom five or six times and change clothes every time.
  6. Raise your hand and ask when the movie is going to start.
  7. Bring a flash camera and take pictures every few minutes.
  8. Bring a light bulb and hold it over your head whenever you have the answer to a question.
  9. Every time the speaker pauses for any length of time ask “Is that all you have?”
  10. Two words: American Gladiators.

 

 

 

 

Published Sunday, July 27, 2008 7:58 AM by dhite
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