A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley
Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
Unknown
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.
Sue Murphy
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Ann Landers
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
Mark Twain
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner
I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.
Penny Ward Moser
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
In dog years I'm dead.
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
John Steinbeck
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.
Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx.
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andrew A. Rooney
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Aldous Huxley
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
Edward Abbey
Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.
Nora Ephron
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