Can Anyone Tell Me Part Two…

How did they get Teflon on pans when nothing is supposed to stick to Teflon?
How do "Keep off the grass" signs get out there in the grass?
Who is General failure? And why is he reading my hard drive?
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a full beard?
Why don’t we call babies new people since we call the elderly old people?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why is an open door called ajar when it is adoor?
Why is it called a Television set when you only have one?
Why is it called the Department of Interior when they manage everything outside?
Why is pizza delivered in a square box?
Why is the man who invests money called a Broker?
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Why isn't there butt flavored dog food?
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
Why do we call it a near miss when it is in fact a near hit?

Published Monday, May 26, 2008 7:37 AM by dhite

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