Employee Evaluations

 

  • A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
  • Any dumber and he would have to be watered twice a week.
  • Donated his brain to science before he was quite finished using it.
  • Fell out of his family tree.
  • Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't looking.
  • I would not allow this man to breed.
  • If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
  • Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.
  • This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be.
  • This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
  • This employee should go far -- the sooner he starts, the better.
  • When he opens his mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
  • Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

 

 

Published Sunday, March 30, 2008 7:39 AM by dhite
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