Napoleon Dynamite Movie Quotes

 

  • A liger... It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed, bred for its skills and magic.
  • Are you guys like Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hook-ups?
  • Because my uncle Rico's an IDIOT.
  • Can you bring me my chapstick? ...But my lips hurt real bad!
  • Dang! You got shocks, pegs - lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
  • Do the chickens have large talons?
  • Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
  • I caught you a delicious bass.
  • I told you, I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines.
  • Pedro offers you his protection
  • This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo-staff.
  • Tina you fat lard! Come get some dinner! Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!
  • Vote for Pedro.
  • Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.
  • Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
  • Why don’t you go eat a decroded piece of crap!
  • You guys having a killer time?
  • You know, like nun chuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

 

 

Published Sunday, February 24, 2008 2:55 PM by dhite
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