"Elaine, want to touch golden boy?!" Jerry
"I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?" Jerry
"I couldn't raise a kid? C'mon, I love bossing people around." Elaine
"I love the day date... No wine, no shower..." Jerry
"I second-hand smoke two packs of cigarettes a day." Jerry
"I'm a great quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. I was raised to give up." George
"I'm much more comfortable criticizing people behind their backs." George
"It's not a lie, if you believe." George
"It's so sad. All your knowledge of high culture comes from Bugs Bunny cartoons." Elaine
"Knowing you is like going into the jungle, I don't know what I'll find next, and I'm real scared." Jerry
"Retail is for suckers." Kramer
"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason." Jerry
"We have to have sex to save the friendship" Jerry
"We're not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that." Jerry
"When this wedding is postponed, it's like a stay of execution!" George
"Without bills, magazines and junk mail, there is no mail." Jerry
"Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body, we just want the body." Jerry
"You can stick your sorries in a sack mister." George
"You know, men can sit through the most boring movie if there's even the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off." Elaine
"You sold us a hair with a cake around it." Elaine
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