Amish Pickup Lines

 

  • Are thee at barn-raisings often?
  • If our religion didn't forbid the use of telephones, I would ask thee for thy number.
  • Can I buy thee a buttermilk colada?
  • You've really got the build for that plain bonnet and shapeless black dress.
  • Say, my favorite movie is “Witness”, too!
  • Art thee a model?
  • There are so many phonies at these quilting bees. Let's go someplace quiet.
  • Thy buggy has a cool lacquer job.
  • I got Sinatra tickets...
  • Are thee up for some plowing?

 

Published Sunday, October 21, 2007 2:24 PM by dhite
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