1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
3. Aren’t you that guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must’ve been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are you Andy or Barney?
6. You’re not going to check the trunk, are you?
7. I pay your salary!
8. Gee, Officer! That’s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
10. When the Officer says “Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?” You probably shouldn’t respond with, “Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?
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