Life Before The Computer Age

 

  • A backup happened to your commode!
  • A CD was a bank account
  • A cursor used profanity
  • A keyboard was on a piano!
  • A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
  • A program was a TV show
  • A virus was the flu!
  • A web was a spider's home
  • An application was for employment
  • Compress was something you did to garbage not something you did to a file
  • Cut is what you did with a pocket knife
  • Hard drive was a long trip on the road
  • If you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for awhile!
  • Log on was adding wood to a fire
  • Memory was something that you lost with age
  • Paste is what you did with glue

 

Published Wednesday, January 31, 2007 5:11 PM by dhite
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