Rural Advice

 

  • A hornet is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
  • Always drink upstream from the herd.
  • Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
  • Don't interfere with something that isn’t bothering' you.
  • Don't judge folks by their relatives.
  • Every path has a few puddles.
  • Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
  • If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
  • If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
  • If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
  • It doesn’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
  • Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
  • Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
  • Meanness don't just happen overnight.
  • Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
  • Never miss a good chance to shut up.
  • Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
  • Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
  • Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
  • The best sermons are lived, not preached.
  • The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.
  • There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.
  • Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
  • When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
  • Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
  • You cannot unsay a cruel word.
  • Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

 

 

Published Sunday, November 12, 2006 5:21 PM by dhite
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