One For The Men
One day a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.
"Tie me up and you can do anything you want." she said
So he tied her up and went fishing.
Equal Time For The Women
A woman came home and ran into the house screaming "Pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband asked "Should I pack for the surf or for the turf?"
The wife replied "It doesn't matter just get out."
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