I Double Dog Dare You (Office Dares)

At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put your wastebasket on your desk and label it "IN".
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
Dont use any punctuation
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to GO!"
Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
Five days in advance tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Hard."
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!" or “Jackpot”
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
Page yourself over the intercom (Do not disguise your voice).
Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, "You want to trade?"
During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

Published Sunday, September 17, 2006 10:42 AM by dhite

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