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Producing a mental experience similar to that accompanying contemplation of the interstellar void or the size of the US national debt, the mind is confounded here not by huge distances or sums, but by raw logical absurdity: lengthy, multi-clause legalese sentences carefully describing, in English, what you should do if you don’t understand English.

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At least they include the suggestion that you get a translator to help you read it. How thoughtful!

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