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Product Features & Specifications
• 2000 Gigabytes of storage
• Built in CDRW/DVD-RW 52X/32X/52X/16X
• Built in slot loading turntable with laser pickup
• Plays back video and audio digital media in the following formats: MPEG1, MPEG2, MPEG4, AVI, WMV, Divx, MP3, MP4, XviD, DVD(IFO, VOB), Ogg Vorbis, ADPCM, WMA, AAC-LC
• Rips video from DVD (downloadable software patch required for encrypted DVD media)
• Rips audio from CD (.wav, mp3 or Ogg Vorbis)
• Rips audio from Vinyl (.wav, mp3 or Ogg Vorbis)
• Transfers music to and from iPod (All iPod models with dock connector. Music from iPod must be non-encrypted.)
• Burns DVD, Audio and Data CD formats
• 7" TFT-LCD Touch screen 724x309 resolution
• Touch-Screen menu system controls all functions
• Wireless connectivity with wi-fi 802.11g and Bluetooth
• Wired connectivity via gigabit ethernet, USB 2.0, and Firewire.
• Wireless Bluetooth DJ style headphones included
• Six speaker surround system offering 5.1 channel surround sound with up to 120 watts per channel.
• Dimensions: 19" x 14" x 4.5", weight 32.8 lbs. with batteries installed.
  
  
  

Your Desktop Fun-without-the-sun Buddy

Here at ThinkGeek, we fully understand the sun isn't always your best friend. But, unlike vampire rats, the sun is not PURE evil. It does have a few redeeming qualities. Like sunspots and eclipses. It's also used to grow your own 1up Mushrooms. Some people even tunnel sun rays through a magnifying glass to set leaves, insects and ladyfingers in a glorious blaze. One of the strangest qualities of the Sun, however, is that it can make the color of your skin change. And while it is very dangerous to the cells in your epidermis, this practice of changing ones skin color purportedly makes you more socially acceptable in general and desireable to the opposite sex. What geek doesn't want that?

If you get into the deep chemical and engineering science of this process, you'll soon figure out that it's the UV rays that cause this skin color change. And, lucky for you, UV rays are easy to produce in mass quantities of lamps built in China and sold on ThinkGeek. Yay!

Don't let the sun have the monopoly on making people love you more. Get the USB Desktop Tanning center and, in the comfort of your own cubicle, a scrumptiously golden tone can be yours in about the same time it takes you to update your lame blog with another meaningless entry that nobody will ever read. Ever.

Features:

• Two base units attach to either side of your monitor
• 4 WOLFFE Ultra-violet 100 watt bulbs
• USB Powered
• Variable rate knob features three settings (Powder, Tea, Malignant)
• Comes with eyeball cover thingies
  
  

Power Air!

Here at ThinkGeek, we've done our best to find new and advanced ways to keep you, our customers, alert and awake. We've introduced caffeinated soap and caffeinated hot sauce, we offer the most caffeinated beverages and mints available, all because we understand the need for that extra something that only caffeine can bring. And now ThinkGeek Labs is proud to present the most revolutionary caffeine delivery system available: Buzzaire.

Buzzaire is, quite simply, a caffeine inhaler. One squeeze, one inhale, and you've just rushed 150mg of caffeine into your blood stream. Mints or drinks have to go through your digestive tract first before partying in your blood (or through your skin, in the case of caffeinated soap). But the lung/blood barrier is the fastest way (other than injection or IV) to get caffeine into your system. Not only will you get one heck of a rush, but you'll also freshen your breath! A hint of peppermint oil in each puff will give you a little extra perk with its peppy zing. Buzzaire can beat up your air!

Warning: Do not take more than 4 doses in a 24 hour period. Too much caffeine can be fatal. If any abnormal symptoms develop, please consult your doctor. Not to be used by children or pets.

Each package contains:

• 1 Inhaler
• 2 Buzzaire Cartridges (each with 100 doses)